Post by Wolverine on Jul 29, 2005 10:58:33 GMT -5
riot: ok well I had put this up on fanfiction.net and so I decided to put it up here. Anywhoo it's in Wolverine's P.O.V. And it's PG-13 for drukiness and suggestive stuff. Anywhoo enjoy!
Disclaimer: If I owned X-men I would be filthy rich and instead of writting this, it would all ready be an episode.
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Back from another week’s worth of fruitless searching for my past, a week of dead ends and nothingness, I returned to the mansion finding the remains of an all night party. If Chuck were still around I’m almost positive the party wouldn’t have happened at all. But Scott and Jean should’ve been here…
I glanced around the trashed living room, muffled groans come from the closet and I throw it open finding Jean and Scott gagged and bound inside.
“Gotchya again?”
They both nod looking relieved at seeing me.
“Okay, let me go round up the little squirrels. Stay here.” I close the closet door smirking and head into the kitchen finding the elf hanging by his tail on the chandelier.
“Elf!”
His yellow eyes are orange and bloodshot when he opens them, “Shh Logan… Bad headache.” He groaned rubbing his temples.
“Hangover?”
“Ja.”
I nod smirking, serves ‘im right, “Where are the others?”
“I don’t know.” He mumbled then teleported away.
Frowning I decide to check outside, where I find Bobby and Rahne confessing their love… to a plant.
“No Bobby! I love him!” Rahne shouted drunkenly shoving Bobby away from her ‘lover’.
Bobby stumbled backwards and fell on his ass spilling beer all over himself, “Rahne…” He slurred trying to climb to his feet with the nearly empty bottle held tightly in his right hand, “First of all… Rose is a she and she loves me.”
Alright this had to stop, even I know better than to have beer at six in the morning. Their bloodshot and tired eyes tell me that they haven’t even been to bed yet.
“Fine.” Rahne mutters before I have a chance to say anything, “Let me just feed her then.”
‘Oh no…’ I groan inwardly as Rahne promptly empties her stomach all over the plant.
Bobby blinks then screams, “NOO!! Rose!”
“ENOUGH!” I bark startling them both.
Rahne wipes her mouth looking extremely pale now.
“Get inside!”
The two help each other stumble into the house, with a sigh I start to walk around the mansion looking for the others. I hear ’sounds’ as I near the corner of the mansion and hesitantly round it finding Half-pint and Gumbo making out against the wall. What is it with these kids?
I grunt, and they ignore me, alright then…
“Am I interrupting something?” I growl and the two break apart, Half-pint blushing furiously.
“Non mon ami! Remy was just helpin’ de petite look for somethin’” Gumbo says innocently.
“Go to your rooms.” I growl and Gumbo smirks at Half-pint, “Separately.” I add and they sigh heading to the back door.
‘Four more left.’ I groan knowing exactly who’s with who…
I get back inside and go upstairs, it’s trashed with party streamers and beer cans and reeks of hormones. Opening Rogue’s room I find her sleeping, I glanced down at the floor and find Piotr sleeping. Well at least they’re not together…
I close the door and head to the next room, no surprise here. Both Pyro and Magma are sleeping on Pyro’s bed, naked. I slam the door and hear a startled yelp then screams. Somebody was drunk… I shake my head and go back downstairs to let Scott and Jean out of the closet.
There’s going to be an interesting Danger Room exercise today…
Disclaimer: If I owned X-men I would be filthy rich and instead of writting this, it would all ready be an episode.
~~~*~~~~
Back from another week’s worth of fruitless searching for my past, a week of dead ends and nothingness, I returned to the mansion finding the remains of an all night party. If Chuck were still around I’m almost positive the party wouldn’t have happened at all. But Scott and Jean should’ve been here…
I glanced around the trashed living room, muffled groans come from the closet and I throw it open finding Jean and Scott gagged and bound inside.
“Gotchya again?”
They both nod looking relieved at seeing me.
“Okay, let me go round up the little squirrels. Stay here.” I close the closet door smirking and head into the kitchen finding the elf hanging by his tail on the chandelier.
“Elf!”
His yellow eyes are orange and bloodshot when he opens them, “Shh Logan… Bad headache.” He groaned rubbing his temples.
“Hangover?”
“Ja.”
I nod smirking, serves ‘im right, “Where are the others?”
“I don’t know.” He mumbled then teleported away.
Frowning I decide to check outside, where I find Bobby and Rahne confessing their love… to a plant.
“No Bobby! I love him!” Rahne shouted drunkenly shoving Bobby away from her ‘lover’.
Bobby stumbled backwards and fell on his ass spilling beer all over himself, “Rahne…” He slurred trying to climb to his feet with the nearly empty bottle held tightly in his right hand, “First of all… Rose is a she and she loves me.”
Alright this had to stop, even I know better than to have beer at six in the morning. Their bloodshot and tired eyes tell me that they haven’t even been to bed yet.
“Fine.” Rahne mutters before I have a chance to say anything, “Let me just feed her then.”
‘Oh no…’ I groan inwardly as Rahne promptly empties her stomach all over the plant.
Bobby blinks then screams, “NOO!! Rose!”
“ENOUGH!” I bark startling them both.
Rahne wipes her mouth looking extremely pale now.
“Get inside!”
The two help each other stumble into the house, with a sigh I start to walk around the mansion looking for the others. I hear ’sounds’ as I near the corner of the mansion and hesitantly round it finding Half-pint and Gumbo making out against the wall. What is it with these kids?
I grunt, and they ignore me, alright then…
“Am I interrupting something?” I growl and the two break apart, Half-pint blushing furiously.
“Non mon ami! Remy was just helpin’ de petite look for somethin’” Gumbo says innocently.
“Go to your rooms.” I growl and Gumbo smirks at Half-pint, “Separately.” I add and they sigh heading to the back door.
‘Four more left.’ I groan knowing exactly who’s with who…
I get back inside and go upstairs, it’s trashed with party streamers and beer cans and reeks of hormones. Opening Rogue’s room I find her sleeping, I glanced down at the floor and find Piotr sleeping. Well at least they’re not together…
I close the door and head to the next room, no surprise here. Both Pyro and Magma are sleeping on Pyro’s bed, naked. I slam the door and hear a startled yelp then screams. Somebody was drunk… I shake my head and go back downstairs to let Scott and Jean out of the closet.
There’s going to be an interesting Danger Room exercise today…